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| User: | mistoffelees (9149626) |
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| Name: | Oh! Well, I never. | ||||
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| Bio: |    MAGICAL MR. MISTOFFELEES You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees The original Conjuring Cat. (There can be no doubt about that.) Please, listen to me, and don't scoff. All of his inventions are off his own bat. There's no such cat in the metropolis He holds all the patent monopolies. For performing surprising illusions! And creating eccentric confusions. The greatest musicians have something to learn From Mr Mistoffelees' Conjuring turn! ...And you all say... ...Oh! Well, I never... ...Was there ever a cat so clever as... ...Magical Mr. Mistoffelees... ...Oh! Well, I never... ...Was there ever a cat so clever as... ...Magical Mr. Mistoffelees... He is quiet. He is small He is black. From his ears to the tip of his tail! He can creep through the tiniest crack He can walk on the narrowest rail. He can pick any card from a pack He is equally cunning with dice. He is always decieving you into believing That he's only hunting for mice. He can play any trick with a cork! Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste. If you look for a knife or a fork! And you find they've merely been misplaced You've seen them one moment... And then, they're gawn! But you find them next week Laying out on the lawn...! ...And we all say... ...Oh! Well, I never... ...Was there ever a cat so clever as... ...Magical Mr. Mistoffelees... ...(Presto!)... ...Oh! Well, I never... ...was there ever a cat so clever as... ...Magical Mr. Mistoffelees... His manner is vague and aloof And you would think there was nobody shyer. Well, his voice could heard on the roof! While he was curled up by the fire. And you'd think he'd be there by the fire While he was about on the roof. (At least, we all heard that somebody purred) Which is uncontestable proof! Of his singular magical powers! I have known the family to call Him in from the garden for hours While he was asleep in the hall! And, not long ago, this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens Right out Of a hat...! ...Ladies and gentlemen... ...I give you... ...The magical... ...The marvelous... ...Mr Mistoffelees!... ...(Presto!)... -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------   created by: ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} crazy_clockwork created by: devon_lovr ^My Favourite Website ^ | ||||
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| Interests: | 51: anakin skywalker, art, asian ball-jointed doll, bands, books, boy love, boy sex, castlevania, cats: the musical, collectables, cult films, darth vadar, deviantart, digital art, disney, dollmore, espio, faires, final fantasy, gorillaz, graphics, harry potter, icons, ipod, knuckles, lazytown, linkin park, linkin park slash, lostprophets, manga, misto/tugger, mistoffelees, music, night, photoshop, reno, robbie rotten, role playing, roses, sephiroth, shadow the hedgehog, sims 2, slash, sonadow, sparkles, sportarobbie, super dollfie, taboo, the little mermaid, vampires, vincent | ||||
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